Punch you in the jeans

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JackiePancakes · 5

These days, a lot a cats is outta line Seems to me, like they need to get punched Yeah, but where you gonna punch em? Yo, the choice is obvious I'll punch you in the jeans I'll punch you in the jeans This is not a case of man vs machine You think that you're safe, thought you got away clean? I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

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Jul 27, 2022 Hijinx047 · 9

Only a rude Roland would punch an elder god wearing a stone washed jean jacket. Not cool, broheim.

Jul 27, 2022 JackiePancakes · 5

Man I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed em to the fishes. Heres what I'd do, if I had three wishes: Punch your jeans, on all three counts. It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts. If I had three wishes I would do the same. We see eye to eye in this jean punch game. I'd lay em in a field, where there's chemical spraying. But I'd punch em first, yo that goes without sayin (yeah)! Acid wash pleats or a nifty cuff. It's just another jean for my fist to stuff. Throwing fista cuffs, eat pants like bag lunches. Jeans pronounced dead... Cause of death? Hecka punches!

Jul 31, 2022 dranore · 15

Best believe this is not a metaphor. You got something to say, we got the proper retorts. Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts. Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm. Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm. Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime. Turn your 501s into 499s. When I punch a jean I like to imagine a face. The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face. You got taste and it shows my man. God damn your jean brand got me throwing my hands. Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans and choke him to death, if you know what I mean.